I went to Universal this past weekend and it reminded me of a story when I was 22:For my 22^nd birthday a group of friends and I went to Halloween Horror Nights as we do every year. The event is always a lot of fun and it gets you excited about the Halloween season.

Universal creates amazing haunted houses and you never know what you will find in each as you enter into the darkness. The park is always packed with people so you have to stand in lines which last for 30 minutes to 2 hours waits to run through the haunted house screaming and covering your eyes. It is well worth it.

While standing in line, my friend Christy noticed a good-looking, tanned, built, guy who was juggling swords for entertainment for all of us in line. She pointed him out to me as we rounded yet around turn in the endless wait for the haunted house.

Christy started to drool over the theme park worker and was starting to primp herself the closer and closer we got to him. My friend Jacob told her he has to be gay. Christy insisted that was not the case, even though she was notorious for liking gay guys. I agreed with Jacob and told her not to waste her time. Competitive as she was, she insisted she could get him to go on a date with her. She turned to me and said, “Lets make this a bet. If I get him to go out on date with me, I get to stand behind you and flash people your dick through out the haunted house.”

Of course, I am not one to turn down a dare. I said back, “Sure but if I get him to go out on a date with me, I get to stand behind you and flash your boobs to everyone in the haunted house.” Christy laughed and agreed. I could tell by her eyes she did not think I was any competition for her and she was off to land this date.

I had to run to keep up with her as we dashed out of the line to where he was now balancing a bowling pin on his chin. She walked up to the railing, smiled and motioned for him to come over. He looked at us for a moment, placed his pin down and walked slowly over. I swear it was if he was a model on the catwalk during a 90’s Calvin Klein show the way he walked with a purpose and somehow was able to lift his shirt just so to flash his abs at us. I do not know if it was the Florida humidity, my nerves or his abs but I broke out in a cold sweat.

He approached and said he and admitted I heard his Aussie accent and my knees gave way. I turned and say Christy posed like a lioness about to sink her teeth into a juicy gazelle and I knew I had to pull it together.

She immediately jumped into her flirting routine by asking him silly boring questions which had nothing to do with why we were here. She told him he was so talented and how he was so built. She laughed at his jokes and made sure to touch him as much as she could. He mentioned how he thought this haunted house was one of the best and she told him she gets so scared and she made him to comfort her when she was done.

I couldn’t take it anymore and in standard Michael fashion I blurted out why we were there. “WOUD YOU RATHER GO TO THE MOVIES WITH HER OR ME?!!!!” Both of them turned and looked at me stunned. Christy gave me a look of death for so bluntly stated why we were really here and ruining her game. The Aussie realized as well the game that was being played, smiled and responded, “I would rather go to the movies with her…” Those words barely left his both and Christy turned to me with that evil smirk she would get whenever she won. It was her way of not stabbing you in the back but right through the heart and twisting it until you dropped to your knees.

Christy then turned to the Aussie again and before she could speak he said, “Yes I would rather sit quietly next to you in the movies and share popcorn but I would rather fuck him.”

With that, Christy turned, away from me, headed back in line faster than her gallop to get to the Aussie in the first place. I smiled at the Aussie and he gave me a wink back and I returned to the line where neither of us had to share the results with our friends. It was obvious I had one this bet along with all the boys in the haunted house who got to see Christy’s flashing her boobs.

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