December
2
Thinks of you as competition Thinks of you as a partner in crime
Will steal your man if you’re not careful Will steal your drink if you are not careful
Talks about the size of ass at work Covers yours ass at work
Tells you it’s immature to do a drive-by Rides shotgun when you want to do a drive-by
Dates your ex without a second thought Hates your ex without a second thought
Doesn’t take responsibility for their shit Doesn’t take any shit
Stabs you in the back Tells the truth to your face
Steals your clothes Borrows your clothes and returns them dry cleaned
Brags about their new iPhone Buys it with you so you can be phone buddies
Reads your journal and judges you Reads your journal and applauds your life
Laughs at you Laughs with you
Makes fun of your fears Respects your fears
Criticizes Appreciates
Comes to your birthday to be seen Takes you out just be with you on your special day
Always offers you advice Listens and supports you along the way
Never has meet your family Is part of your family
Ditches you for a hot date Invites you in for a three way
Comments on Facebook status Already knows about the status before you posted it
Complains they can never find love Knows all about the love they get from you
Points out all your flaws Loves you besides all of your flaws
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