I have been many girl’s gay boyfriend. This got me thinking of all the reasons why I would be a better boyfriend than a straight guy…

Here are my 10 reasons gay guys make better boyfriends:

1. You never have to worry, I am not afraid to hold your purse.
2. When you talk I will not only listen but I will truly understand. Oh, how I understand.
3. If I buy dinner it is because I am being nice, not because I want to get laid.
4. I am really not looking at your breasts.
5. When you want to get VIP tickets to see a boy band, I not only will go, scream and have fun but I will make sure you look HOT in every single picture we take.
6. You do not need to impress me so we can be ugly together, in our pjs, watching Heathers and eating ice cream.
7. I understand your love of carbs and miss them too!!
8. Who else are you going to make a deal with to have a baby together with a turkey baster by a certain age?
9. I won’t bitch or complain when I am your date at a baby shower, wedding shower, wedding, etc and you know I won’t wear white tube socks with my black pants.
10. Dolce and Gabbana, HELLO?

I dedicate this to all the great girls in my life past and present…(of course future too but I don’t know your names yet.)

Becky, Stacey, Steph, April, Kim, Mandy, Solange, Natalia, Karen, Brittney, Traci, Sharon, Erin, Jamie, Chrissy, Jodi, Molly, Christina, Jordan, Dana, and many more!

I am so sorry if I left you off, this is not because I do not love you, just because of the lack of carbs.

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